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Here are some videos clips I found recently online:

Chelsea mascot

Before the Chelsea v Liverpool game a few weeks ago a Chelsea mascot makes fun of Steven Gerrard

Dick Cheney accidently shots someone

You may remember that Dick Cheney accidently shot his friend while out shooting last month. Here is a very funny clip from The Daily Show about it.

Iraqi update

George W Bush accidently tells the truth

Here are some other funny George W Bush aka ‘Most powerful man in the world’ clips.

George W Bush greatest hits
George W Bush top 10

Tom Cruise recently tried to ban a episode of South Park which parodied the Church of Scientology. The actor who does the voice of Chef (Isaac Hayes) quit because of the episode. Hayes, who is a Scientologist, quit because of “intolerance and bigotry toward religious beliefs”. Matt Stone, who is co-creator of South Park said “In 10 years and over 150 episodes of South Park, Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslim, Mormons or Jews.

Showing that he has no sense of humour Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel the episode by warning to would not promote his latest movie Mission Impossible 3. Paramount made MI3 and Paramount is owned by Viacom which also owns Comedy Central. The episode was apparently replaced by some episodes which were about Chef.

The actual episode was actually shown last November and was being repeated.

The episode includes the ‘voices’ of Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, R Kelly and John Travolta.

You can actually watch the whole episode on YouTube.

UPDATE: Oh my God!! They killed chef

South Park has exacted revenge on its former star Isaac Hayes by turning his character Chef into a paedophile and seemingly killing him off. In the new show, Chef is brainwashed by the “Super Adventure Club”. A reference to Scientology perhaps!! The other characters are angry at “that fruity little club for scrambling his brains”. Hayes was not in the show, since hes quit. This meant his lines were apparently patched together from previous recordings.

Chef arrives back after travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club and keeps telling the children that he wants to “make sweet love” to them. The children take him to a psychiatrist and then to a strip club, where he remembers his love for women and is cured. However he is brainwashed again and then falls off a bridge and is burned, stabbed and mauled by a lion and a grizzly bear.

Related links:

The Superficial
BBC News

Frank Skinner and David Baddiel will be producing 10 podcasts during the World Cup. This means they will not be doing Fantasy Football this year – ITV recently announced they would not commission a World Cup Fantasy Football show.

The podcasts will be available free from the TimesOnline website.

Simpsons is on for at least another 2 years. Woohoo!!!

More info

A good football weekend with United winning yesterday and Chelsea losing today – woohoo

United beat West Brom 2-1. We had several chances to score more to make it much more comformtable but just didnt take them. However, the important thing was the win. Although its still very unlikely to win the league now you never know. We are still 12 points behind them but have a game in hand and still have to play Chelsea. (There are still 8 games to play for Chelsea, 9 for United).

Here are the remaining fixtures:

United

Birmingham (H)
West Ham (H)
Bolton (A)
Arsenal (H)
Sunderland (H)
Tottenham (A)
Middlesbrough (H)
Chelsea (A)
Charlton (H)

Tough games against Arsenal and Spurs and of course Chelsea. Also never do that well against Boro.

Chelsea

Man City (H)
Birmingham (A)
West Ham (H)
Bolton (A)
Everton (H)
Blackburn (A)
Man Utd (H)
Newcastle (A)

I reckon they could lose against us and maybe also a chance of losing against Man City and maybe Blackburn. Everton are also playing well so you never know.

Chelsea lost 1-0 against Fulham. They had Gallas sent off right at the end with a silly challenge and then when he walked off he made a thumbs up / thumbs down gesture towards the crowd. Hes likely to get in more trouble for that Terry was also lucky not to give away a penalty with a rash challenge.

Also in the Blackburn v Boro game Robbie Savage got his first ever red card – an amazing fact consider what a cheating play acting dirty player he is.