Kevin Federline, Britney Spears’ husband has apparently been signed up by Sony BMG. This will be shocking news to anyone who had the mis-fortune of hearing his rap on the Teen Choice awards. Of course this has nothing to do with fellow redneck wife Britney being on the same label. Also, its been reported that he will be staring in an episode of CSI. His character is a “menacing, arrogant teen” (so he should have no problem there).
In other news about waste of space celebrities, Paris Hilton asked for £350,000 to appear on Charlotte Church’s new show. Charlotte quite rightly said no. Shes not exactly going to be that interesting and will just promote her album – which is selling really poorly!! 
Its sold 75,000 copies so far (don’t know how its done that) compared to Christina Aguilera’s which has sold 320,000 (and has been out for a few weeks).
